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Why should you always refuse to lend from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money? It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

Why do primates do so well in from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
Why do primates do so well in show biz? Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

A gorilla was walking through the jungle from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, 'Who is the king of the jungle?'and the deer replied, 'Oh, you are, Master.' The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he came across a zebra drinking at a water hole. The gorilla roared, 'Who is the king of the jungle?' and the zebra replied, 'Oh, you are, Master.' The gorilla walked off pleased. Then he came across an elephant. 'Who is the king of the jungle?' he roared. With that, the elephant threw the gorilla across a tree and jumped on him. The gorilla scraped himself up off the ground and said, 'Okay, okay, there's no need to get mad just because you don't know the answer.'

Q Why do gorillas have big nostrilsA from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: They have big fingers.

Q Why did the ape run around from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head? A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!

What happened when the girl dressed as from Flashcomment Halloween jokes Jokes
What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They couldn't stir without her.

Why was the boy unhappy to win from Flashcomment Halloween jokes Jokes
Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Where do ghoulies go to on the from Flashcomment Halloween jokes Jokes
Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour.

Doctor doctor Im so ugly What can from Flashcomment Halloween jokes Jokes
Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.
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